“And weeeeellcome to Family Feud!”

“We have surveyed 500 Malaysians and the top 3 answers are on the board. Name a typical Malaysian’s biggest money worry!”

“Retirement funds!”    “And the survey says….”    *Buuuuuuu~!*
“Fall in stock prices!”    *Buuuuuuuu~!*
“Bank getting robbed!”    *Buuuuuuu~!*
“Dropping my wallet on the streets!”    *Buuuuuuuu~*
“Not getting the right change from the shopkeeper!”    *Buuuuuuu~*
“The inability to buy my favourite LV bag!”    *Buuuuuu… wait, that’s kinda correct, but judges say it’s not accurate enough, sorry*

“Oh my goodness, this is so hard. What could the answer be?!”

Seriously, Mr. Visa, do we really need a survey for this? No, more importantly, does this even qualify as news? Moreover, at the very top of the home page?

The Star Article – Malaysians’ biggest money worries: Cost of living, salary and debt

Forgive me, I’m just feeling all so sarcastic tonight :)